Consider the following situation:

• Ben is currently housed on a PHP server, currently running version 4.
• Ben is a web standards nut.
• PHP4 outputs sourcecode as rather… messy HTML code.
• Ben builds webpages in XHTML1.0 spec, and wanted his source to also be included in this.
• Ben is too lazy to look for something on how to do it.

Now.. given all of that, what do you figure Ben did? That’s right. He wrote a PHP sourceviewer that converts the messy HTML output of PHP4’s source engine to XHTML1.0 valid code. Now, if only he could make one that converted 3rd person speech to 1st person…